FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
|To: The World
||2345 Preble Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15233
|From: Aero Tech Designs
RE: GRAB YOUR BIKES AND GOOOOOOOOOO
ZOMBIE JERSEY ESCAPES AERO TECH DESIGNS FACILITIES
New Zombie Jersey from Pittsburgh cycling clothing manufacturer released
Aero Tech Designs- PITTSBURGH PA- Ride for your LIFE!!! The NEW long sleeve Zombie Jersey has come from beyond just in time for Halloween.
Now you can ride from the grave to get growlers with our technical zombie enhanced polyester blend that will keep your bones dry and organs inside while you’re out looking for brains. Three rear pockets are expertly sewn in the rear with able room for…brains, brains…BRAINS or maybe a PB&J if it’s a long day in the saddle.
Did someone say matching hat? Keep that skull warm and round out the zombie look with the Aero Tech Designs original Zombie Cap. The colors match perfectly with the Zombie Jersey and is sure to be a hit at your next alley cat or grave side potluck.
Get in the Halloween spirit and freak out some squares in the new Zombie Jersey from Aero Tech Designs.
Ride Longer. Scare Stronger
P.S. We apologize for any inconvenience the zombies may have caused. Please do your best to stay ALIVE!!!